If anyone can save money, it is me. I am a dollar defender; a penny pincher; a shrapnel scrimper.
So tell me this, if I am so good at saving money, why do I have next to nothing in my poorly underused bank account?
Because once I have a tidy amount going, I let it flutter away, like a butterfly. Or maybe more parallel, my other nemesis. Fluttering away, like a moth.
Bye bye hard earned wages, its been nice not knowing you.
